Roommate's Toilet

Dear Roommate's Toilet:

For the past year you have been making noises and acting funny. Never did I know you hated me so much, as to explode in the early morning and flood my entire apartment complex. As if the "knock knock knock" on the door at 6:30 a.m. wasn't bad enough, stepping into a gigantic puddle in my bedroom topped it all off.

And then I laughed, and laughed and laughed. This couldn't have happened at a more perfect time. My roommate had moved out officially last week, and if she hadn't, all of her things would have been ruined by the gallons and gallons and gallons of water that you dumped out in the wee hours of the morning.

The only down side, you ruined all of my moving boxes and the stuff that was in them now needs to get dried off and re-packed.

I also feel terrible for the entire complex. Apparently by the location of where you started to leak, all 6 apartments now need to have work done due to the water damage....way to go toilet, way to go!